Three Arab Johns

Trick or Treat?

     Once while playing the clubs and getting my head bad, I ran into a crew of three johns from somewhere in the Middle-East. I surmise they pegged me for a hip black musician that was able to get them into some haps. So these tricks invited me up to their hotel room at the Trade Winds. With their accents and brown skin, they seemed to be typical sand Negroes. Two even had hairy muffs (beards). They would speak English with a British accent, and when they didn’t want me to understand, they’d speak in some Mediterranean tongue. Because of their dress, they appeared to be successful business men looking for some good times away from their old ladies across the water.
     These drunken good time Charlies wanted me to hook them up with some hookers. Since I didn’t know any girls that may be hookin’, one of them pulled out a wad of dough and said, “We’re willing to pay good with these crisp Ben Franklins. Besides, with the oil crisis, caused mainly by the Iranian Revolution, they’ll me many more where these came from.”

     He continued to say, “What we like about your country is that we can see what we’re getting—we don’t have to guess. ‘Cause we want them to take ‘em off—better jet, if they take it all off. Ha, ha, ha.”
     Evidently the brother was talking about the burqas worn by sand sisters.

Whining Johns

     Then they began to complain about the Arabian government and the Muslim religion. Saying that the government was corrupt, and they can’t have any fun over there. Plus, there was additional grumbling about the Quran and Sharia law—a term I wasn’t familiar with back then.
     Next one member of the posse broke out and jokingly said, “We ain’t gonna take a chance of getting 72 virgins when we die. We want ours now. So what can you do for us tonight?”
     After some brainstorming, I called a musician friend of mine who once told me about a cathouse he once visited. Since he already seemed to know what I needed, he called a local pimp to set the hookup. Then he called me back and gave me the number of the pimp. During the call the pimp asked me, where were they from? All I could tell him was they looked like Arabs.
     About 40 minutes later the pimp showed up at the door. While outside in the hall he patted me down—looking for a rod or a wire. The dude was dressed typically fly, with makeup on and dual earrings. He looked so good he could have passed for a male prostitute—that is, sell himself to some gal for sex. After coming into the room he checked under the lamp shade for a microphone and visually scanned around for a mini-micro camera. After he finished sizing things up, he called downstairs to the desk and ordered a trio of girls to come up.

To Be Continued

9 comments on “Three Arab Johns

  1. Yeah, there will always be men like those three johns and the pimps and sadly the young women. Last night I visited The Nahmias Cipher Report blog. She had a post that showcased the life of young girls living as prostitutes. Truly a must see. Here’s the link:

    • It was hard for me to watch the video. I guess because my tolerance to these kind of games has changed substantially in my latter years. The beginning of this change will be revealed a couple of post away.

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